Happy Halloweenie!

Ok so I'm not going to talk about the wedding just yet. I just wanted to stop in and share some of my photos from last year.  
This year I'm dressed as a disgruntled employee who's only had 6 hours of sleep.  Yeah, I'm pretty effin scary today.  Last year was a different story.  My birthday is October 18th so we decided to throw a Mad Scientist Themed Party and the next day Snaggletooth was having her Halloween Themed Birthday Party. I also attended a Halloween Party in Fort McMurray.  Basically last year I had loads of costuming changing shenanigans. This year...well this year is sucky due to the work schedule so I'm just going to live in the past for the moment. 

Our Concoction Table

Deadly Pudding Shooters

I didn't get many shots of the house but we had all sorts of vases filled with old flowers in which we put water & the ink from high lighters.  We put black lights all over so the vases glowed wickedly and dropped dry ice in. 

This is our part time Roomie.  He's 6'7 about 350lbs.

My little brother who thought he was going to get away with not dressing up.

Class.

Oh did I mention that we had a "Passion Party," as well?  For those who are not familiar it's basically like a Tupperware Party but with Dildos.  Fukherware.
The best part was the look on my brother's face and my young friend, Bud, as my girlfriend started whipping out Vibrators.  I don't think I've seen so many shades of red. I do my best to ruin the youth.

Cookies n' Dildos...why not?

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I think this was the best Birthday Party I've ever had. Friends from different spots in Alberta came down for the party.  It was really touching that so many drove out of their way for the event.  Everything went really well other than someone chundering all over the living room & a guest peeing in his suitcase & brand new carpet.  But hey....you know you've had a good party when you have to clean the carpets the next day!!

Then the next night at Snaggletooth's Birthday Party.....

We were pretty bagged after our party & spending our hangover cleaning the carpets so we took it fairly easy this evening. 

The next weekend I attended a Halloween Party in Fort McMurray.  

The tough part about working away from home is missing out on all the fun events and getting to hand out candy to all the freaking adorable kidlets.  Instead this guy:

That guy gets to hand out candy and scare the crap out of the kids. 
He won't be alone, he shall have an assistant that better stay out of the damn chocolate. 

Happy Halloween Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Oh Crap, I Forgot I had a Blog!

So....um...Hi!

Why haven't I even looked at my blog since July 2011?  Well life just got busy, work got busy, and I'm just a terrible procrastinator. Actually I'm not terrible at procrastinating, I'm excellent at it. 

What has happened in the last couple of years?

•  I done got myself hitched right on top of a boat July 6th.  So "Manfriend," is now my Husband I still have a hard time referring to him as that so I generally use the term "Hubby." (Baby Steps.)

• The Kidlet is now one of those teenager creatures.  Colouring her hair wildly and listening to angry music. Doesn't remind me of anyone at all..... All I'm gonna say is thank fuck I didn't have access to social media at her age. However, I do have a small suitcase FULL of journals, starting from Grade 6. I'm not brave enough to take a stroll down that lane just yet. 

 

http://www.nickmom.com/more-lols/teenagers-vs-seagulls/

 

•  We planted 10 trees so now we have the most in our Suburban Prairie Hood. Best part about it is that we're Asshole Neighbours who planted trees on the other side of the fence so that we don't end up with leaves in our yard. FUCK RAKES! In all honesty, this was not our intention. Trees were on sale and this was the best location. We probably should've put a bit more forethought into but we're going to sell the house in 4 years so it'll be someone else being the Asshole.

 

•  My dog is still alive even after eating many things like chocolate & granola bars that contains raisins. After the 8lb dog devoured 5 granola bars we had to bring her to the vet to induce vomiting. Raisins/Grapes can cause renal failure in dogs and she ate a crap ton. Go big AND Go Home with a large Vet bill! 

 

Looking pretty good for 14 years old.

•  I'm still a Non-Smoker & the Hubby is on Champix so he'll no longer have cigar breath.  YAY! Seriously, I am so happy he's trying to kick the habit again. 

 

Other than those key points, we just work a hell of a lot.  We've made time for some fun adventures here and there but the Wedding was the big one. This time I promise to come back and post again soon, starting with the wedding.