from Henry Giovanni Pinilla Rodriguez
subject re
date Tue, Apr 19, 2011 at 8:45 AM
£750,000.00 Pounds was given to you In The BPO Lottory
Name:
ADDRESS:
Ok maybe not. I thought of responding to him with:
"First of all, what the hell is The BPO Lottory. Second your email address is that of the Universidad Nacional de Columbia. Shouldn't you be paying me in Columbian Pesos? I'm really disappointed at the lack of effort to scam and/or detect valid email address in order distribute to other slimey, spamming, scuzzballs. At least give me some story about being some prince who has a clubbed foot with reptilian eyes who has access to millions of Nigerian Narias but need $1500 Cdn in order to access the cash. This is because your demon worshipping evil Uncle has all the money locked down but the magical Canadian Dollar is the key. I deplore you for lacking the creativity of our Nigerian friends. Next time show some effort and don't forget to say God Bless. n00b."
However, I don't need to be spammed anymore than I already am.