Really, I Got Nothing.....

Pretty much dry in what to post about but I felt that I should post.  I'm trying to be dutiful here.  So um...well I'm still at work up in Northern Alberta where it is nicer than the shit show snow storm happening in Calgary.  The Client is making us move to a camp that we do not like but there is nothing we can do other than suck it up.  That can be difficult when you think that we may be here for another year and we spend more time here than we do our own home.  What are we going to do?  Make the best of it of course.

Know what's awesome?  I'm flying home tomorrow on the 4:30 flight instead of 8pm on Wed.   The reason why is I'm going for Allergy Testing at Dr. Doctor's office (I shit you not, his last name is Doctor.  Talk about twice the ego!) and after talking to a few people here.....it's not going to be fun.  At least I'll have my doggy to cheer me up.  

One thing I will be doing that may fuel the creative blogging, is heading to Banff with Snaggletooth. We're heading for a couple nights to do some snow shoeing and party pretty much.  We usually have quite the fuct up adventures so stay tuned. Hopefully we won't be puking as much this time.


Know what else is awesome?  Your Fiancee saying that you're an immensely (Like a million times...)better cook than his mother and ex-wife.  Fuck yeah. Better recognize.

If you live somewhere warm, soak up some Vitamin D and send it my way will ya?

(Here's some stuff that made me giggle)

I admit that Manfriend explained this one to me.....what is to the far right corner of your screen right now??  Hahah

I suspect there's a few of us bloggers that fit this.

Moscow Cat Theatre - Yeah I'm a dork but this made me smile.

Whoops I Did IT Again - *Update*

No I didn't do THAT again, for shame of even thinking I did.  Geesh.

I did the ...too-much-time-on-my-hands thing again:

"How about a little tongue?"

In truth it doesn't take much time to do personify a shredder. 
I was covering for the front end Admin and still performing my job duties so not a lot of time at all.  

However, you always have to make time to give someone a giggle. 


**Update:  Mon Thru Fri has featured my Saucy Shredder!  If you haven't checked out that site you're missing out on geeky office fuckery humour. 

Dirty Furnace!

I just received this email from my previous coworker & friend "Feek."

"In the winter my new furnace puts out one of these every 3-4 days. I put them on the front step but GF throws them away. Go figure."

Anyone recognize that can??

BANANANANANAN CATMAN!!

BAHAHAHAHHAh.  I Just absolutely love people and their creative humour.  Sometimes it makes me quite envious, wishing I was far more clever in my endeavor to make people laugh.  But hey, the least I can do is share. 

I'm Sorry....

I never bothered with the Labels thing but now I realized, I'm a dumbass. 
There I am labeling/tagging some of my old posts and it finally dawned on me, that as I'm doing this, it's republishing my posts and flooding your reading lists.

I'm SOWWWWWY






Here's some funnies  that I collected - - - - - - > from www.thechive.com Cuz I'm lazy and unoriginal like that. 

Hah Hahah Oh My...And to think, the Parent is the one that submitted this somewhere.

BEST PEDO BEAR EVER

Both Dudes totes get it.

On my Christmas wish list.

Vegetables

No idea who the originator of this is but I received this in a email last week and had to share..   You dirties will enjoy.

Oh and that Manfriend up to his Shenanigans... He asked, "When you get 50 followers I get ANAL."  I said told him to try 1000 (because it tain't happening. and he rebutted with, "For 1000 it should be ATM." 

I WAS assuming I would be on the receiving end, perhaps I should rethink these negotiations.