More Love Notes ....

Finished another 10 day rotation in Northern Alberta and it's time to fly home tonight. 

Mudderfockin' YEAH YEAH! 

After the next rotation I'm laid off till Feb 1st.   So that's a triple - YEAH!
So I decided to log into that social networking site, Tagged, for some entertainment.  

Within 20 minutes of having signed in this is what I recieved:

Valentine C (Like C'Plus  but romance flavoured) 

Hello how are you today ,am valentine from s Africa here in malaysia studing in university of malay,i will like to be ur friend ,i prms to be nice,pls get in touch by


Yes..it just ends like that. 
Moving on:

Hazma

hello, my name is Hamza i am 34 years old i want to meeting some poeples .we can talking ! :)

Yay! He put a smiley face :)  He must be safe.  


Ramzi D

hello beautiful hope you're well? I would like to know, you look good, me too lol!.I'm here to make new friends. You may also find a relationship, serious or not know that I know I do not like that from the beginning ... Anyway I am not here in this state of mind, my main has to know good people can become friends dr ...representative to thank him Does God keep and protect you


Keep in mind my profile clearly states that I'm in a relationship AND I state on my profile: "If you're looking "to have relations," with me..save your fingers some typing and don't send me a msg." 


Saving the best for last................


Lovell C

would you let me lick your pussy?

Well since you asked.....

Seriously WTF.  Does that work?!  I mean, if I sent a message to a random guy on a social networking site "Would you let me suck your dick," chances are he would say Yes but I don't believe that flies with women.  I think...er...just let me live with my ignorance ok?

A Message from Sophie

Do you remember Mamdou ?  If you don't to recap, I'm on a gazillion social networking sites that I completely forget about until I get a notifcation that I have a message.  Then it's like a mini-itty-bitty-electronic-twisted-Christmas!

This is what was sitting under my intertube Christmas tree:

 Hello My Dear

Love is patient and kind. Love is not jealous or beautyful or proud or rude. Love does not demand its own way. Love is not irritable, and it keeps no record of when it has been wronged. It is never glad about injustice but rejoices whenever the truth wins out. Love never gives up, never loses faith, is always hopeful, and endures through every circumstance.thanks( sophia30_deby@blah.com), that is my mail contact. I really care for your relationship
Waiting to read from you
yours sophia

I feel moved...don't you?  Oh wait, that's just gas. 

 

Mamdou of Mauritania is All Ronreee

There's another social networking site out there called Tagged.  Don't know if you've heard about it and I don't quite recall where I heard about it or why I put a profile up there but Oh Lawdy!  I get some gem messages on there.   So entertaining that every once in awhile I log in and just leave it open, showing that I am online in order to get more of these msgs.  (Yes I know I need to get a freaking life all right?!)

My profile pic is of Manfriend and I.  My profile states I'm in a relationship. 
About Me: If you're looking "to have relations," with me..save your fingers some typing and don't send me a msg.
 
From: Abdelmadjid D

hi how are u ? i look for everythin is good there.u look very cute .can u give ur msn or yahoo messenger.take care...........................  

From:  Ron

Hello,

Finally I am in Calgary,AB.

How are you doing? I saw your profile that is really nice. I am 37/m/moved to Calgary first time with new job/single/no kids. I don't smoke/no drugs/drink once in while. I born in UK but was in USA from long time. I have my masters in computers from USA and I start
working as tech. manager in Calgary.

If you like, email me: ##############


we can talk on messenger also.

I hope we can be friend.
-Ron

My Response:

Ron..did you read my profile or is this just a generic msg you are sending out to all the females you see from Calgary.
Happy Trolling.

Ron : We can chat on messenger.

Me:  No we can't.

 

From: Farid75 S

salut cava la jollie geann damme qui j.vue. ma belle ckret

Me: Where on my profile does it state that I speak french?

Farid75 S:

yes aiem speack franch ckret ma msn farid.75@live.fr

Me:  Well I don't if you didn't clue in from my profile. 

For some reason I get a shitload of msgs in french.  Oh this next one I just love.

From Soule 

First of all my most sincere greeting that I am mamadou of mauritania well I'd like to meet you because nothing is beautiful in life than the sincere friendship I'm alone I feel all I am single it is important for me you know if the bother you because you can not change of ideas because we diferente culture of the past 11 years I am looking for the woman of my life woman life woman of

Me:  

First of all, I don't understand most of your message.
Second of all, I'm not the woman of your life if you read my profile.

Soule: 
you can  be my friends  no probleme  give  me your msn please

Me: 
 Absolutely Not

 Heni just sent me a msg: hii how are you if you want me a good friend added me my msn is ##########

I realized I've deleted some of the gems like the one that said ...Hey bimbo get some boobs and get a tan.  Totally fucking random.  Jersy Shore Sausage Sucker.