In Case You Wanted to Get Me a Present....

......Because I know you're all Awesome and have nothing better to do with your time and/or money.  

I came across this wonderful office necessity :

Wait for it....

Yes.  That is what I'm talking about!

Even a close up shot of the action.

Office supplies to offend everyone?  Whatev'  This would be a trophy piece on my desk. Besides I have so much shit on my desk it would take forever for anyone to notice and when they did, it would be pure awesomeness.