Ok..Halloween and Bloggerstock is Cumming!

Oh I so can't stand it when people mistakenly use the word, "Cumming," instead of "Coming."  

It's just so dramatic and dirty, which is so unlike me.  Erm right. 

So once again, like my Birthday we are here in NEVER-Never-want-to-be-here-land-except-making-more-money-than-home-LAND for Halloween. 
   No fun outfits, no parties, just work and the usual evening routines not including hookers/blow/blow-up dolls/whips/chains/all the things that excite me  you know, like eating and sleeping.

I effin' love Halloween so it kinda sucks.  You know what doesn't suck?  This Chickie who has way more followers than I do  and is way more talented with the um..paint....whatever thing programs than I am because I don't even know what the fucky they are called.  I do want one.  I told Manfriend so.  I also asked him if there was one that was retard friendly user friendly, seeing he's an IT guy he might know.  (OK by retard I mean slow...slow friendly as in me.  I'm slow. DON'T HATE)

But ANYWAYS I'm way too liquored to continue on.  I just wanted to say that I'm kinda blogger stoked for my first blockerstalk ...I mean BloggerStock post!

It was totes fun writing it.  It was actually Manfriend and My date night.  Yes, we spend a lot of time together but we don't always have quality time.  Our quality time is eating a simple microwave meal, both dressed in satin in some form (hey, before you get carried away with your sick dirtay imaginations...there are satin men pj bottoms) bloggging (that's me) and he playing whatever geeky PC game.  Well he's done that game and I'm just about done blogging.  You know what that means??  ADULT GAME TIME.

Nighty nite bloggers!

Happy Birthday to Snaggletooth!!

A very happy birthday to my Calgarian BFF!

Still swamped with work to working on posting regarding our trip but here's a few pix of Snaggletooth from the trip:

Bitchen.

We can't seem to get a decent picture of the two of us..either I'm blinking or she is.

Ram Rimmer!

Dammit, now she blinked.

Annnnd Manfriend totally checking her out.

Cute as a button hey?  Bitch always takes such good pictures.

Plus she has an ass and I don't.  I love you bitch. <3

Happy Birthday hon!!  Luffs ya and misses ya.

It's October Bizzzznatches!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And what is so great about October you ask?

Well besides October 31st...Why October 18th of course!  On that day in 1978 the world was blessed with my presence.  Best be celebrating bitches!!  

Aw yeah

Ok, I'm really not that full of myself but I love my birthday.  So many people don't embrace it and get all pissy about getting older.  Well I'm happy to have survived yet another year and I get a party Where It's ALL ABOUT ME.  Maybe I am full of myself just a teensy bit.

Plus I get prezzies and I lurrrv prezzies.  I suppose I have to rely on my friends for that because Manfriend got me a ring.  They stop buying you shit after the ring right?  Mind the occasional flowers when they're in the wrong (They're always in the wrong...we are so wrong we are right are far too perfect.). 


Well he did rent an RV for when we're home on Oct. 7th!! We are grabbing the Kidlet, the dog, and Snaggletooth (My Calgarian BFF...total whackjob who'll be a hoot to have on the trip) and heading to the Okanagan in B.C.  The only place we know we're going for sure is Penticton.  So it's going to be an adventure.  I shall be taking plenty of photos and sharing, naturally.  Some may be incriminating but shhhhh don't tell the authorities. 

Oh I guess with a 11 year old in tow and cruising around in a Rental RV we may not be so badass....probably just embarrassing.  

This thing is fucking cool badass

 Mind you this isn't happening on my Birthday so it doesn't really count. 


I still want my birthday cake and eat it too. 

HAHAH 2 Girls 1 Cup  Bday Cake. EPIC.  Manfriend still has not seen that.

Tom Selleck is hot, in a creepy uncle sort of way.

So many types of wrong.

Annnnnd for Sara!