Things I Hear/Read at Work

You don't understand how difficult it can be to contain myself when I come across weird slang terms at work.  Oh wait, you probably do understand because most of you are pretty pervy *finger pointing* to begin with. 

JIZZLE

6" BASTARD

HORSE COCK

I've heard so many more but tend to forget them, however I heard/read these 3 in the last 2 days...AND MORE THAN ONCE.

My Manager generally shakes his head and walks away when he sees me cracking up.  

I'm making it a mission to start writing this shit down.  

The last position I was in - in regards to WORKING and not the streets -, I had to take meeting minutes.  Try writing when you hear stuff that gets your dirty mind a racing.  Also try keeping it together because you're surrounded by Engineers (Ones that can't even grasp Dilbert ) and Site Managers. 


Of course if there was anyone who really knew me in those meetings,  would look right at me with a smidge of a grin, making it all the harder to keep composure.