I did the ...too-much-time-on-my-hands thing again:
|"How about a little tongue?"|
In truth it doesn't take much time to do personify a shredder.
I was covering for the front end Admin and still performing my job duties so not a lot of time at all.
However, you always have to make time to give someone a giggle.
**Update: Mon Thru Fri has featured my Saucy Shredder! If you haven't checked out that site you're missing out on geeky office fuckery humour.