There was only one ranting post previously and it's basically about the same subject.
I get safety, I mean I've been roomies and friends with plenty of HSE folk and HSE Managers. I know why it's in place and the benefits. I also know when some fucks don't have enough work to do that they try to justify their position. The fat fuck they have as a Manager here is one of those. Seriously, they put Peter Griffin in charge and he is gluttonous with power. He's also a sexist prick but that's a whole 'nother story. We shall call him Shipoopi
I'm not alone in my opinion of this individual, trust me. Of course I have to be nice to his face otherwise I'm sure he would following me around spotting enough
So what did he do today to piss us off?
In my last post I told you how we were tormenting the dieters (Biggest Loser Challenge) by buying a breadmaker and flooding the office trailer with the aroma of fresh baked bread. The plan has worked wonderfully and even though we ran out of flower after 2 loaves, others have gone into town to purchase bread flour and yeast. (Who isn't a bread junkie deep down?)
Next time I should listen to my gut instinct and started a little bet to see how long Shipoopi it would take to find an issue with it. The magic number? 4...Four fucking days.
This morning he waddled and wheezed his ass into the Project Managers Office to complain that we didn't have a proper bread knife and that someone might cut themselves. So no bread baking/cutting allowed until we have a proper knife.
You see what I mean about not having enough work to do? It's a fucking serrated knife that everyone is quite apt at operating. It does not require a Construction Work Instruction.
This incident is what made me want to get stabby. Know what doesn't? Flying home today!! This has been the longest rotation ever, mostly due to the fact we haven't been for a full rotation since before Christmas. I'm looking forward to sleeping in our bed, sleeping in till 7am, hanging with the Kidlet, and playing with Shayla (my lil' fat dog.)
|She loves eating teh snow.|