Friday, September 3, 2010

One Thing I Miss About Smoking

Those bitch-ass smokers get hella more breaks than us non smokers who don't know what to do with ourselves.  

I could step outside but I have to put on my Safety Glasses and Steel Toes...just to step outside the door. 

Fuck that...too much effort. 

I miss being outdoors every hour even if it's just like standing in a big ol' dirty sand pit.

It was a long 10 hr shift today my friends.  Some lazy arrogant fucks from Corporate pissed me off at the end of the day.

Imma gonna get drunk tonight then off on the big choo-choo in the sky tomorrow night.

Kick a smoker on their umpteenth break for me..ya'll.  

(If Sara can say EH  I can say Ya'll!)

Yup...totally random and freaky.


  1. Ha! I love it!!

    And I've been meaning to tell you, I thought of another reason I would make a GREAT Canadian.

    I love hockey! It's my favorite sport, for reals. All that pushing and shoving and bleeding and screaming and drinking lots of alcohol-ing. Honorary Canadian citizenship FTW!


    Alcohol-ing...yes we Canucks are pros at that skill. Especially at hockey games. I tend to get liquored before a game!

    You know, WE can get married here in Canada. Screw Fiance & Manfriend...there's more important priorities. Turning Sara to the Canadianside. We have booze filled cookies.

  3. Hey yes I agree about the millions dam breaks smokers get, but you cannot complain. You have had millions more breaks then me.

    Yes you and Sara should get married, fast track her Canadian citizenship.


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