Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Things My Grandma Says

Last night was a bit of a going away party for one of our team members so of course le' booze was involved.  I took it easy and as per usual Manfriend stayed later than I.

This morning I was eating a piece of cheese and gave a chunk to Manfriend (I'm good at sharing and Caring!).  As he's nom-ing down on it he says, "Good, I need cheese today."  Took me a moment to clue in and then I looked at him and said, "Ahhhhh Through the eye of a needle hey?"   He gave me a look of awkward puzzlement. So I clarified.

You could shit through an eye of a needle. 

Naturally, he thoroughly enjoyed this little quip.  I continued on to let him know where I had learned this. 

My Grandmother of course.  Who else?  

That is definitely shit my Gran says. 



  1. Cheese please :-)

    I think after my night of drinking last night I so could use some cheese too !!

  2. HA HA HA! Your grandma???

    I'm pretty sure if I said vagina in front of my grandmother, she would slap me in the face.

    What a bitch, right?

  3. My Grandma is a dirty bird.

    I come by it naturally.


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