Subject: For Real?
Body of email:
My response: It's totally for real. The end piece can have one of those little vibrators.
McBoobs response: Wicked awesome!! LOL I knew I wouldn’t have to look it up at work, all I had to do was ask you LOL
Apparently she's under the impression I know every single sex toy/aid/perversions etc...Of course I didn't shatter this illusion by telling her I looked up the website
at work on my blackberry.
I must say I'm intrigued and wouldn't mind adding it to the collection. I mean, what a slogan it's got going on. "Don't Nick his Dick. Just Savour the Flavour." Yeeaaah...no savouring going on in this mouth. That shit isn't lingering...straight down the throat hole it goes. Also I enjoy how the final line is "He'll return the favour." Right after he wakes up from his O-face induced nap?
That's where I'm going to stop...before I get myself into more trouble.
Remember, Blowgaurd is taking the JOB out of BLOWJOB. Does that mean I don't get paid for them anymore?