Sunday, March 6, 2011

It's the F-Bomb Cold Out There!

Still stuck in the bloody deep freeze.  -39 outside this morning and that's just ugly. I want to cry.
But I won't.
I shall blog and post some random sh*t.  You outta be used to that by now.  

First I want to share an email that I received this morning from GingerMate.  We really have a great team and we like to prank eachother.  For example, Gingermate left his computer unlocked when he went to Ft. McMurray.  He comes back to his desktop wall paper being this:

He also left his facebook open.  Silly Monkey..you never leave your facebook open.  Otherwise people think you 'Like' some really creepy shit.


While we were screwing around on his PC apparently he had a little plan of his own. 


This was in my inbox this morning:
FW: Cat out of the bag!!!
Ginger Mate

To: AnotherDeptManger; Fanager
CC: Me; 6Flags (Have you seen the commericals he looks like that old guy); And other random co-workers 

AnotherDeptMngr,
Arriving at work this morning 6-Flags and I found a disturbing photo on the wall in his office that he shares. (*note:  6-Flags and Fanager share an office)

6-Flags does not feel comfortable working with his “back” to the person that has this type of material on the wall

If this person with the obvious gender problem can be dealt with in a timely matter, 6-Flags won’t request a location of office change.

Yours truly, speaking on behalf of the obviously shaken up 6-Flags

Gingermate

See Attachment:
The picture actually was of Fanager's desk and this Calendar pinned up next to it.  Had to crop it as there's plenty of signage of the company around.  No one reeeeally needs to know that.
Keep in mind people we work in Construction/Oilsands.  There is a delectable array of Rednecks from all over the country and the world.  Granted we are staff but most of us would not mesh well in a Corporate Cage Environment. 

Gingermate is really a shitdisturber (with a great heart) and I love it.  When 'Heffer' (She is totally opposite of a heffer & is a fox..but it's a running joke) took off on a Cruise for a week she had Gingermate go in her room and mess up her bed.  Camps can boot you out of your room if you're gone too long so he was making it look like she was there.  Before she left she said to him, "Now don't be going in my pantie drawer!" Of course that was the wrong thing to do because it only gave him a lil' fuel for the fire.  
He went and bought huge ass granny panties, big enough to be a Muumuu.  He hid all her other panties and replaced them with the monstrosities.  We knew that when she returned, if she didn't bring any others, she would be going commando (assuming she doesn't like to wear dirty panties. )  since there's not a chance in hell she could fit into them.  I told her she should've worn them, tied all the extra material with an elastic and let that shit hang out.   
This has only started a granny pantie war.  They keep showing up on each others doors with notes like "Excuse me miss but I believe you left these in the dryer."  Camp isn't a far cry from a Dorm Residence.



Now time for some links for random amusement. 
To go along with the Disgusting cookbook, "Natural Harvest," there is Cooking with Feces. It even has a Dog Poo Photo Album.  I can thank Geo (one of my faithful commenters) for introducing me to this vomit inducing website.  Why would someone create such a site?  WHY? *Goesintorockingfetalmotion*

I'm sorry for that link people but not really. 

For those days when you are going for a new cleavage style here is the Chinese Cleavage Clamp.  A++ for that commercial.  Top Notch. 

China is still trying to poison our kids.  They don't give up too easily do they?

Now this is a cool link for you nerd burgers out there.  Top Documentary Films - Watch Free Online.  There's a ton of flicks to watch on there.  Very groovey indeed.

Well folks, enjoy your Sunday and love your life because hey, you're still here. 




24 comments:

  1. so THAT'S where my red silk panties went. please tell gingermate to give 'em back, it's cold in calgary, too.

    and i went to that god weight loss site. jesus christ. check this out:

    "Have you ever thought about why you have not lost all your weight? Is there still anti-authority in you towards your boss or husband? Is there a piece of pride left in you? The answer is going to be more Truth. "

    mmm, yes. the truth, of course, being that you're a fucking idiot for believing anything i say...

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  2. Bitch, I'd appreciate you getting my permission before posting pictures of me in my daisy dukes! ;)

    I accidentally left my Facebook logged in when my brother lived with me and he changed my status update to say "What a shitty day, people. Just found out I've got the herps."

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  3. Kage - I know right? Fucking creepy ass shit that people will fall for. All in the name of 'The Lord.' God isn't going to help you lose weight...you are the only one responsible for it.

    Oh and I know it's cold in Calgary. Make sure it warms up for me when I go home next weekend ok?

    Tricia - My bad. Those daisy dukes look rather...constricting. Do you get numbness and tingling when you're sportin' those?

    And ahahahahah You're bro is an ass. Awesome.

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  4. I saw your comment on Retch's blog and had to come check you out. I am really glad I did because I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

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  5. Awesome! Thanks for following and always happy to make someone laugh.

    It's all for the shitz n' gigglez!

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  6. Boy, those Chinese have come a long way since the Cultural Revolution, combining breast augmentation with marionette style boobs. It's no wonder America is falling behind.

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  7. 39 below? Sh*t, my fingers are cold just typing this comment.

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  8. Cool documentaries!! As an wannabe-recovering coffee'holic ;) I got a real kick out of 'This is Coffee' .. old 50's/60's adverts are just so damn funny.

    I was then eager to find out 'How Beer Saved the World' but video not available .. I think I've seen it before but couldn't recall if it had a solution for how beer can get this bloody cold weather to go away .. well .. besides the obvious 'drunk hibernation for 8 months'

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  9. ckrets, check this out!

    calgary forecast:
    Friday: Cloudy. Low minus 15. High minus 8.
    Saturday: Sunny. Low minus 8. High plus 1.
    Sunday:Sunny. Low minus 3. High 8.
    Monday: A mix of sun and cloud. Low minus 2. High 8.

    :)

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  10. YAYAYAYAYAY
    I go home today too! FUCK YEAH!

    Still not skirt weather but hey..I'm cool with that.

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