So this new gig, the HSE (Health Safety Environment)is a lil nerdish and even if you are outside you must be wearing CSA approved composite toed shoes and safety glasses. Someone may step on a nail, which should be a freak accident, and someone may get dust in their eyes. Dust?!?! Well for fuck, there is nothing but dust around here. I feel that we should wear safety glasses when we are sleeping just in case. Definitely if you are performing cunnilingus because that can be even more damaging than dust. Not that I would know or anything like that. ANYHOW, I had to buy some boots but those boots turned out to be shoes and those shoes turned out to be a skate style.
See that wee lil orange tag on the right shoe? That's CSA Approved..and electrically resistant. Not to my electric personality of course. BaazzzaOWW Imma cornball. But yeah, that shit is way cooler than the other clod hoppers out there. A thank you to Manfriend for taking this picture. The lighting makes it look like a shoe ad for hardworking EMO's. Which totally wouldn't exist because it would never happen..because..like..what is the point..life hates me and it isn't fair, you know and umm stuff.
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