Now I know it has taken me forever to post this but I have an unusual work schedule away from home and well I'm a procrastinator so back off.
This whole scavenger hunt was quite a hoot even thought we didn't quite get everything we did a damn fine job trying.
1. Bears
Now we didn't see any live, hairy, stanky, toothy, clawy, bears around we saw A shitload of fake ones.
Creepy Mofo from the Enchanted Forest |
Totally random on the side of the highway |
Where's da Bear? |
Deres da Bear in Revelstoke, B.C. |
There is yet another Bear! That is one pissed off looking Pooh Bear. |
Bowling in Kelowna. Yes Snaggletooth was bowling like a 5 year old. |
4. Funky Roadside Diners
We failed on this item. Apparently there isn't many left...shocker. However we did get a shot of one on the main drag of Penticton. Total Mom & Pop.
White after Labour Day?! Psshaw |
Well now, we just happened to be in the Okanagan during Winefest. At $50 a ticket and $50 for a babysitter. Snaggletooth, Manfriend and I got our wine on.
No idea what his name was but he was a handsome devil. |
This...is priceless. |
His friend was jealous so we gave him a bit of action too. |
Swish Swish but no Spit. |
Best mustache EVER. He waxes that shit. Oh and yes, we are loose as a goose by this point. |
Clever market |
Looking for nudies. |
Another fail here but we got some pictures post grape picking.
6. Bare Ass
Sorry, we got drunk but just not that durnkkk.
7. Uber uber Hot guy
Ok, so once again we failed on that one Annah I just didn't see much man meat on our trip. You can spank my ass if it makes you feel better. (please?)
8. Something totally not dirty that made me think of something dirty.
I believe there were already a few of those posted above but here are some more.
Goats always make me thing of something dirty. |
Ok so that's the best that I could come up with.
10. A Milf
Um..yeah....no MILF's were spotted. |
12. Pose with metal sculpture animals in Osoyoos.
We didn't make it that far south so:
At least people who passed us just thought we were Frenchie Douchies driving slow in the RV. Even this little kid flipped us the bird. |
Making Canadian Thanksgiving dinner. |
Did I mention it was Salmon spawning season? |
13. Plastic Deer
Technically it has plastic in it...being fibreglass. |
So there we go people! There's so many other pictures that I should do another post of a trip but this really sums it up. As per usual, we had a wicked time cruising like old, french, senile people in an RV.
Hahahaha!!! That was awesome...and I was just at the enchanted forest a month ago! Some of their animals don't look at all like what they are supposed to. We saw the Big Bad Wolf there...so I say to my 2 year old, "Look...its the Big Bad..." she replies with "ummm beaver...yeah...he looks like a beaver"...FAIL
ReplyDeleteLooks like an amazing trip. Glad you have so much fun.
ReplyDeleteHAHAH
ReplyDeleteI know, we have tons of pix of the Enchanted Forest. I'm going to use them all in one post because ..um..yeah...they're mighty creepy looking!
Nice selection! I liked the pissed off Pooh bear, (looking at Christopher Robin, thinks "I'm about ready to marinate that little bastard in honey and throw him on the bar-b..") and the naughty deer at the end. But all good. The youngun will remember the trip for a long time, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteHaha, looks like you've got the Spocker prepared on the medieval stock picture.
ReplyDeleteDrake..the "Spocker?" Oh No you didn't! You can't trekkify "The Shocker." hahahah
ReplyDeleteYou toyed with my feelings! :(
ReplyDeleteTurn around and let me spank that!
I've driven past the enchanted forest probably 20 times and I've NEVER stopped. Fail on me because that looks like a fantastic time.
ReplyDeleteGreat wine pictures. I can't believe that guy waxes his face. Soo awkward.
What a fantastic journey! I did the trip when I was 14, but i was crying the whole entire time because my mean old parents were taking me from Ontario and supplanting me in Chilliwack, BC. I've since forgiven them, and wished I could have been on that trip with you.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, that Winnie the Pooh looked pissed off!
I've been by that place so many times as well but so glad we stopped.
ReplyDeleteIt would be boring with certain people but us bunch are all immature so we had a hoot!
how was I being so wrong as to not be your follower? i am correcting it right this very second.
ReplyDeleteHAha Awesome!!!
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