No idea who the originator of this is but I received this in a email last week and had to share.. You dirties will enjoy.
Oh and that Manfriend up to his Shenanigans... He asked, "When you get 50 followers I get ANAL." I said told him to try 1000 (because it tain't happening. and he rebutted with, "For 1000 it should be ATM."
I WAS assuming I would be on the receiving end, perhaps I should rethink these negotiations.